Your landing page,
brutally critiqued for $5.
Paste your URL. Pay five bucks. Get a specific, shareable AI critique covering hero clarity, pricing, social proof, CTAs, and trust signals. Delivered in ~45 seconds.
A human landing-page audit runs $200-500. This is the AI version for $5.
1. First 5 seconds
The hero reads “The CRM freelancers don't hate.” “Don't hate” is memorable but states a negative, not a benefit. Most readers skim past looking for what does it do. Your secondary line, “Contact notes that don't feel like homework,” is stronger than the H1 — promote it.
Swap H1 to: “Contact notes that don't feel like homework.” Keep the current line as a kicker above.
PaceFlow is a fictional SaaS used to illustrate the format. Your critique is specific to your page.
Common questions
How specific is the critique?
Specific enough to quote your own hero line back to you and suggest exact replacement copy. Scores social proof out of 10. Names the "one fix" you should ship today. See the sample above.
What if my page is behind login or not public?
We can only read public HTML. If your page requires login, the critique will either fail or analyze the login screen. Make sure the URL you paste is reachable without a session.
What if the critique is wrong or missed something?
Reply to the email receipt and tell me what it got wrong. I read every one. If the output was clearly broken, I'll refund.
Is my URL shared with anyone?
No. We fetch the page, pass its content to Claude (Anthropic), store nothing beyond Stripe's payment record. No public roast gallery. No resale.
Can I share the critique?
Yes. The HTML version lands in your inbox — forward it to your team, post it in your Slack, screenshot it for Twitter. It's yours.
Why $5 instead of free?
Free attracts spam and grows Anthropic costs with zero conversion signal. $5 filters to people who actually want feedback and makes the unit economics honest.
Or audit yourself
Prefer to self-audit instead of paying per critique? The Landing Page Roast Playbook is the same 6-pillar framework I use here — $9 one-time, lifetime updates.
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Built by the same person behind EmbedProof. If the critique mentions your social proof is weak, that's probably why.